Mar
11

Hey! Look Over There…

Over there in the side bar. You see that?
No, not the “Follow me” widget. Keep going down.
Now you’re looking at a QR Code. Keep going down.
BINGO.
There you are.
You see that?

Well, that my friend, is the follow up I promised you since the last time we spoke (well, I typed, and you read). That’s right – this fat man has signed up for the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer.

Q: What does that mean?
A: This means that I will walk more than 39 miles in 2 days.

Now, reactions at this point should be mixed. Probably a combination of:

WOW!
What a great cause!
Wait a minute, 39 miles?!? There’s no way.
How can I help?

You notice the extra-special bold treatment on the last one?

That’s because I’m going to TELL you what you can do to help. Click on the pink button that says “SUPPORT ME” and help me meet my goal. Look it’s fair alright. I am committing to days and days of training, and 39 miles of walking. All you have to do is move the arrow over to the button over there, click it, and give me some CASH people.

Q: What’s in it for you?
A: Ok, first 10 people to donate $25 or more will receive a prize. It’s a real prize. Placed in the mail by me. To you. And no, it’s not a macaroni necklace.

I’ve even brought it some actor friends of mine to help motivate you.