Apr
17
To Whom It May Concern
What you say:
“I really want to work at COMPANY. All the people I know who work at COMPANY are amazing representatives of VALUE 1, VALUE 2, and VALUE 3 that I find EXAGGERATED FEELING.”
What you mean:
“Your company kool-aid is tasty. Lots of people have drank it, and some are still drinking it. On the off chance that I might have the opportunity to drink it, I will subject myself to your ratings system. Now, given that your hiring practices are on par with cattle heading to the slaughter house, I have prepared some alternative plans for myself that I don’t feel comfortable sharing with you.”
Another week here, another 200+ egos bruised. That is the state of the union. There are some who did make it, and some who made it to yet another round of interviews.
No worries. Dust yourselves off. It’s not you (unless, like someone I know, not me of course, but a friend of mine from umm… Canada, but you don’t know him) thought that 40% of 1b USD is 40m USD.
Pursue alternatives. You should pursue alternatives like it is your JOB. In fact, it should be your job.
I don’t feel bad for people who got DINGed – that part is life. Don’t be angry at the companies who DINGed you. They are liberating you.
I feel terrified for those without alternatives. Channel your efforts to power your idea generation capabilities, to unlock the potential of your BRAIN. You have spent resources growing your brain, use it.
Even if you end up selling kittens and lemonade, make sure you size the market, create an offering, maximize value, and LOVE your life.
Much love, and hugs for those who need it – now get up and get out there!
