Rage Against The Machine!

Global Citizen here…. and let me tell you, I followed your advice:
- I tweeted
- I created my facebook account
- I added friends
- I notified my mother that I’m on all these networks
- I sold my soul to the SEO devils
And how do you repay me? you all decide to break on the SAME day! INTERMITTENTLY. Twitter is having problems. Facebook is having problems… HELP ME! I’m going through withdrawal?
I’m hooked! I am so addicted to social media, that I just can’t take it, not knowing what all my friends are doing, if there are any parties that I’m missing out on! I _need_ to know!
I’m sure I’m not the only one, I just looked out my window, and THIS is what I saw.

no joke!
Ok maybe.
You know what site didn’t go down? Empressr. Thank you Empressr for not failing me. Thank you Empressr for not telling me I’m more popular than I am. Thank you for being so reliable in a time when all of my other social media tools are failing me.
Global Citizen… OUT!




